WE'RE THE BEST AT BEING THE WORST
WE'RE STATISTICALLY NUMBER ONE
YEAH, A HUNDRED PERCENT
INCOMPETENT
HEY - THAT'S NEVER BEEN DONE!
WE'RE VERY GOOD AT BEING VERY BAD
IT'S OUR RATE OF SUCCESS
THAT'S SADLY BEEN WEAK
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT
WE'RE COMPLETELY INEPT!
BUT THAT'S WHAT MAKES US SO UNIQUE
WE'RE THE HINDENBURGS OF CRIME?
WE CRASH AND BURN EACH AND EVERY TIME
MASTERS OF DISASTER
NO ONE SCREWS UP FASTER
HEY! AT FAILURE, WE SHINE!
WE'RE AN IMPERFECT TEN!
erry is BEING BEATEN AGAIN!
SO I GUESS WE'RE JUST CURSED
AND YOUSE HEARD IT HERE FIRST
WE'RE THE BEST AT BEING THE WORST!
WHO'D GUESS WE'D GET SO FAR
BY BEING COMPLETELY SUB-PAR
AS LOSERS WE'VE RAISED THE BAR
NOW WE'RE SUPERSTARS!
LA, LA, DEE, DAH
WE'RE THE BEST AT BEING THE WORST
AT COMING IN LAST WE'RE ALWAYS THE FIRST
OUR FLAWS ARE TOP DRAWER
WE DEFINE MURPHY'S LAW!
WE'RE THE BEST AT BEING THE WORST
WE'RE TOTALLY IMMERSED
AND INCREDIBLY WELL-VERSED
WE'RE THE BEST AT BEING THE WORST!
...But we admit it.. And we're proud of it!
And..
WAS BORN TO RULE THE WORLD
AND I ALMOST ACHIEVED THAT GOAL
BY BEATING UP,THE POKEMONCHANNEL,
ILL HAVE MORE POWER THAN I COULD CONTROL
STILL I INSPIRED THIS MECHANICAL MARVEL
THAT LEARNS AND RETURNS EACH ATTACK
BY BEATING UP THE POKEMON CHAN,
WILL TELL THEM ERRIETTA IS BACK
THERE'LL BE WORLD DOMINATION
COMPLETE OBLITERATION
OF ALL WHO NOW DEFY ME
LET THE UNIVERSE PREPARE
GOOD POKÉMON BEWARE
YOU FOOLS SHALL NOT DENY ME
NOW GO, GO, GO, GO
IT WILL ALL BE MINE
POWERS SO DIVINE
I'LL TELL THE SUN TO SHINE
ON ONLY ME
IT WILL ALL BE MINE
TILL THE END OF TIME
WHEN THIS PERFECT CRIME MAKES HISTORY
BEATING CRATER THIS IS OUR DESTINY
LISTEN UP YOU SCHEMING FOOLS
NO EXCUSES AND NO MORE LIES
YOU'VE HEARD MY MOST INGENIOUS PLAN
I DEMAND THE ULTIMATE PRIZE
NOW BEAT UP THE POKEMON CHAN!
AND BEAR WITNESS WHEN I SPEAK
I SHALL POSSESS THE AWESOME POWER
BY BEATING CRATER UP!
MUHAHAHAHAHHA!
THERE'LL BE WORLD DOMINATION
COMPLETE OBLITERATION
OF ALL WHO NOW DEFY ME
LET THE UNIVERSE PREPARE
CRATER MUST BEWARE
YOU FOOLS SHALL NOT DENY ME
IT WILL ALL BE MINE
POWERS SO DIVINE
I'LL TELL THE SUN TO SHINE
ON ONLY ME
IT WILL ALL BE MINE
TILL THE END OF TIME
WHEN THIS PERFECT CRIME MAKES HISTORY
BEATIN CRATERZ!
THIS IS OUR DESTINY
TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION
TO UNITE ALL PEOPLES WITHIN OUR NATION
TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE
TO EXTEND OUR USERS TO THE STARS ABOVE
erry!
And erry!
THERE'LL BE TOTAL DEVASTATION
PURE ANNIHILATION
OR ABSOLUTE SURRENDER
I'LL HAVE LIMITLESS POWER
THIS IS OUR FINEST HOUR
NOW GO, GO, GO, GO
- D!
