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<saturn> Calm down ffs.
<aj> ??
<aj> whats ff?
<saturn> Final Fantasy.
<aj> im creeped out
<Anakin> lol
<Anakin> good save
<aj> who?
<Anakin> he's amusing us all
<aj> help?
<aj> please?
<Anakin> with what
<aj> im confused
<Anakin> cant help with that im afraid
<saturn> but he's just confused!
<aj> it says in status that i need a registered nickname
<aj> IMA GIRL!
<Anakin> That might mean that you need a registered nickname.
<Darkside> No you aren't.
<saturn> See I told you he was confused
<Darkside> There are no girls on the internet.
<Anakin> Girls don't come on the internet, obv.
<aj> yes i am
<Anakin> So get real.
<aj> im confused
<Anakin> aj, yah right
<saturn> aj do you have an email address
<aj> why?
<saturn> you need one to get a registered nickname
<aj> ur a sexist arent you?
<aj> that means u hate girls
<Darkside> Not inparticular.
<saturn> No it doesn't LOL
<aj> so
<aj> whos the oldest and youngest here??
<saturn> tab is the oldest and you're the youngest.
<aj> how do you know?
<saturn> Super powers.
<aj> and whos tab?how old is he or she?
<aj> how old am i then?
<Anakin> im 6 lolo
<Anakin> she's 34
<aj> im serious
<Anakin> I am six.
<aj> im serious
<Arbiter> Please don't repeat yourself, aj.
<aj> who r u!?
<Yutaka> ...
<saturn> tab is an angel.
<aj> arbitor a computor?
<Anakin> no
<saturn> Yes.
<Anakin> it's a bot Klol
<aj> im confused
<Anakin> aj, how old are you.
<aj> 12
<aj> im 12
<Anakin> im 6
<aj> anakin?
<saturn> I'm 5.
<aj> r u a computor saturn?
<saturn> I'm going to kill myself.
<aj> becuase of me?
<saturn> Yes.
<aj> why?
<saturn> You're so dumb.
<aj> im not in real life but here,hereyes i am'
<saturn> Oh.
<S1aY3R> hey aj
<S1aY3R> what's up?
<aj> im confused.waah!
<S1aY3R> confused about what?
<aj> everything!
<S1aY3R> why?
<aj> this is the weirdest place ive ever been
<aj> how old r u?
<Anakin> im 6
<saturn> im 5
<aj> who here is twelve?
<saturn> LOL
<saturn> me
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<saturn> OH NO :(
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<Guest56179> did i get kicked?
<Anakin> N.
<saturn> No, you left.
<Guest56179> you said you were 5?
<S1aY3R> saturn is five
<Guest56179> then you said 12
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<S1aY3R> why else would he pick the name saturn
<saturn> Yes, I certainly am.
<Guest56179> who is twelve?
<S1aY3R> I'm not twelve
<Guest56179> its aj
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<aj> aj
<aj> im gonna have a nervous breakdown:(
<saturn> OH NO :(
<S1aY3R> why?
<S1aY3R> you're one of the oldest here
<aj> i am sooo confused!
<S1aY3R> you said you're twelve?
<aj> sarcasm
<saturn> What is sarcasm?
<aj> it was sarcasm
<S1aY3R> so you're not twelve?
<aj> jeesh
<aj> im 12
<S1aY3R> you are twelve?
<S1aY3R> ok
<Anakin> what is sarcasm?
<Anakin> im confused lol
<aj> i want to talk to someone whos 12 like me!
<saturn> Is aj twelve or not???!!?!?!
<aj> yes
<aj> im a girl too!
<S1aY3R> well, you're the oldest one here other than me
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<Anakin> can u tell me what sarcasm is plz
<saturn> anakin I think it's like lying
<aj> please someone explain to the kid
<Anakin> omgz
<S1aY3R> which kid?
<S1aY3R> saturn or Anakin?
<aj> :(
<Anakin> we're all kids klol
<S1aY3R> lies
<saturn> is that sarcasm
<aj> who here is the closest to 12??
<S1aY3R> umm
<saturn> anakin
<S1aY3R> Anakin is 6
<saturn> LOL
<aj> waaah
<aj> :(
<aj> :(!
<saturn> Anakin is actually 17.
<Patamon> LOL
<Patamon> 12.
<S1aY3R> 17?
<S1aY3R> whaa?
<Patamon> anakin is in college.
<S1aY3R> :P
<saturn> They didn't even have the interwebs when I was 12 :(
<Anakin> im 6 guyz
<aj> we know
<S1aY3R> thanks, saturn :(
<aj> im not an it either
<saturn> aj he's kying
<S1aY3R> it talks
<saturn> lying I MEAN
<aj> what?
<saturn> Anakin is a dirty liar.
<S1aY3R> Anakin isn't 6
<aj> whos lying about what?
<S1aY3R> he's 17
<aj> anakin!?
<aj> anakin,do u know ur iritating?
<Anakin> y m i iriratating
<aj> ?
<aj> im gonna have a nervous breakdown :(!
<saturn> OH NO :(
<aj> :(
<Anakin> call a doctor
<aj> :(:(
<aj> ..
<aj> is there someone here who doesnt like confusing ppl??
<saturn> no
<saturn> well
<aj> u really dont like me.
<saturn> the people who don't like confusing people are confused themselves
<aj> or else u wouldnt like confusing me
<S1aY3R> like confusing you?
<Anakin> im confused k LOL
<Anakin> fudge
<Anakin> my laundry
<Anakin> :(
<Anakin> o 4got all about it
<aj> i like fudge
<S1aY3R> you like fudge?
<aj> ya
<S1aY3R> yeah?
<aj> ya
<saturn> I like eating the fudge in the neighbor's yard
<aj> wut?
<aj> saturn?
<S1aY3R> that fudge tastes funny
<aj> eeew!
<saturn> it's dark chocolate
<Anakin> i work at a fudge factory
<aj> ur sick!
<Anakin> they hire 6 year olds
<S1aY3R> I don't think your neighbors are very nice when they offered it to you
<aj> its dog crap
<S1aY3R> what??
<saturn> do they use the 6 year olds as ingredients in the fudge
<aj> nothing
<S1aY3R> how would you know what that tastes like??
<S1aY3R> it doesn't taste like fudge!!! does it???
<saturn> S1aY3R it's the only kind of fudge i have ever known
<aj> wut?
<S1aY3R> then it's probably fudge
<saturn> don't ruin it for me :(
<aj> the neighbor?
<S1aY3R> do your parents still keep you in the basement?
<aj> who?
<S1aY3R> saturn
<saturn> no they keep me in the garage
<Anakin> saturn still lives with his parents
<S1aY3R> his parents keep him in the basement
<S1aY3R> oh
<S1aY3R> the garage now
<S1aY3R> :(
<aj> dont eat fudge
<S1aY3R> with the rottweilers???
<aj> the naybors
<Anakin> lol u spel gd
<saturn> i guess i could eat antifreeze instead
<aj> the fudge in the naybors yard is dog poop
<S1aY3R> I have spell check
<saturn> OH
<saturn> how could i be so stupid!
<S1aY3R> i r bad speler aktualy
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<S1aY3R> see? I turned it off there
<aj> ur really bad
<aj> r u 2?
<S1aY3R> is that a bad thing, aj?
<Anakin> the taste is all dat matters
<aj> eeeww!!
<S1aY3R> no, I am nine
<Anakin> i m 6
<saturn> r u?
<aj> do u really eat the fudge in the naybors yard?
<S1aY3R> why not?
<saturn> yes i don't have anything else
<aj> its dog poo
<S1aY3R> it's better than what his parents throw in the garage
<aj> u r sick
<S1aY3R> after the rottweilers eat it
<aj> i am surrounded by youngsters
<S1aY3R> at least his neighbor's dogs are clean
<S1aY3R> without rabies
<S1aY3R> do your parents lock you up too aj
<S1aY3R> or do they feed you
<aj> ur weurd
<aj> weird
<S1aY3R> my parents aren't very nice
<saturn> sometimes if i'm extra good my dad comes out and gives me a glass of warm lemonade
<S1aY3R> lemonade :o
<S1aY3R> salty?
<S1aY3R> i like the salt
<saturn> yes it's very salty for some reason
<S1aY3R> mmm
<aj> r u serious?
<S1aY3R> wuts wrong aj
<aj> yuck!!
<saturn> why would i lie
<S1aY3R> it's lemonade
<aj> i dont think so
<aj> r u serious?
<Anakin> y not
<Anakin> ys he is
<saturn> ya
<S1aY3R> he's dead serious
<aj> how do u know?
<S1aY3R> his parents don't feed him for a week if he lies
<aj> dont lie
<saturn> they never feed me anyway lol
<Anakin> lying is bad zomg
<S1aY3R> hes my naybor
<aj> im smarter then that'
<S1aY3R> you can live without good food for a week
<saturn> but my dad beats me with a baseball bat if i lie
<aj> ur just trying to fool me
<Anakin> saturn never lies
<S1aY3R> omg saturn
<S1aY3R> was that a lie?
<aj> ya,rite
<S1aY3R> my mom will phone urs
<S1aY3R> she reads everything!!!!
<saturn> o
<aj> saturn?
<saturn> yes
<Anakin> she readz my diery, i tell hr nto 2 but she stilll does an i crie
<aj> u aint foolin me
<saturn> oh okay i'll stop lying
<S1aY3R> not all parents r nice aj
<aj> u r all weird
<S1aY3R> his parents do feed him
<S1aY3R> I lied about that one :(
<S1aY3R> but he lives in the garage
<aj> i kno
<aj> but i aint gonna fall 4 it
<saturn> they feed me the stuff the cat catches
<aj> lol
<S1aY3R> it get scooked
<aj> ?
<S1aY3R> cooked
<aj> wuts scooked
<saturn> that is if i can get it away from the dogs
<Anakin> like mice
<aj> lol
<S1aY3R> social services coming over soon saturn?
<saturn> sometimes they chew on my legs and i'm too weak to get away
<aj> lol
<S1aY3R> why are you laughing
<S1aY3R> its not funy
<aj> yes it is
<S1aY3R> why???
<aj> ur not serious anyway
<saturn> no its NOT
<aj> ur not serious so its funny
<S1aY3R> were serious
<saturn> no one ever believes me
<aj> no ur not
<Anakin> its not a joke
<S1aY3R> thats why hes still in the garage
<aj> ya,rite
<S1aY3R> nobody ever beleves him
<aj> its not tru
<S1aY3R> havent you seen People Under The Stairs
<aj> who?
<S1aY3R> the film
<aj> wut film
<S1aY3R> it happens aj
<saturn> they let me use a computer as long as i don't try to scream for help
<aj> it does
<S1aY3R> nobody belives him
<aj> but not rite now
<aj> becuase its not true
<saturn> only my friends on livejournal believe me :(
<aj> yup
<aj> only they do
<aj> then run to the police
<S1aY3R> his parents throw him in the shed out back
<S1aY3R> they never find anything
<aj> so?
<aj> its not true anyway
<S1aY3R> fine
<S1aY3R> dont help him then
<saturn> no they wrap me in chicken wire and leave me in the middle of a corn field
<aj> i wont
<aj> contact the police online then
<saturn> i've tried
<aj> im not that stupid
<saturn> do you know how many hoaxes the internet police get
<aj> ppl joke about this all the time
<S1aY3R> exactly
<aj> its not true
<S1aY3R> so its never believed
<aj> he probly is 2
<S1aY3R> but when its true like this
<S1aY3R> still nobody belives
<aj> ya,rite
<saturn> how do u no if im joking
<Anakin> its so 2rue :(
<aj> there are flaws in ur story :)
<saturn> like what
<S1aY3R> name one flaw
<aj> lotsa stuff
<S1aY3R> gimme 1
<Anakin> name 1 plz ktnx
<S1aY3R> and we will prove that its not a flaw
<aj> he said he knew his naybor.
<S1aY3R> so?
<aj> the naybor would call the cops
<S1aY3R> they did
<S1aY3R> i told you the cops never find anything
<aj> wutever
<saturn> no i dont know the neighbor
<aj> can we chat about something else?
<saturn> i go into their yard to get fudge when they arent home
<S1aY3R> you have been cot tho
<S1aY3R> cogut*
<S1aY3R> caught*
<saturn> okay i give up
<aj> lets chat about something different
<saturn> you guys can believe whatever the hell you want
<Patamon> stp
<Patamon> u gays r gy
<aj> language!
<saturn> you insensitive bastards
<Patamon> haha, bastards.
<Anakin> wot bastersd
<aj> stop!
<S1aY3R> shgut up kids
<Patamon> u bastard
<aj> bye!
<Patamon> bye bastard
<S1aY3R> sory aj
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<S1aY3R> lol
<Patamon> lol ;x
<Patamon> gg
<S1aY3R> that was fun
<saturn> gg
<Anakin> funness
<S1aY3R> gg :)
<Patamon> hay sisco ;[
<Patamon> u suck.
<Anakin> o burn
<Patamon> ;x
<Patamon> i'm using common sense.
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<Patamon> you're lame :E
<S1aY3R> halo
<Patamon> y halo thar.
<Guest86945> hi
<S1aY3R> ur back?
<saturn> oh hi new person who definitely wasn't just here a minute ago
<Patamon> lol.
<Guest86945> hi person hu lies
<saturn> ok i'll stop lying
<Patamon> ok
<Patamon> good
<Patamon> lying is good.
<S1aY3R> yeah
<Patamon> you should stop.
<Anakin> hai guest
<Guest86945> wutever
<Patamon> dont b tlkn lyke tht
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<saturn> i hate girls :(
<S1aY3R> dont believe anakins lies
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<aj> ima girl
<Patamon> lol
<aj> u sexist
<Patamon> aj is a boy's name
<S1aY3R> ewwww
<saturn> i'm sexiest.
<S1aY3R> gurls are gross
<Patamon> eww
<aj> bye
<Patamon> gurls, ew.
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